The biggest present comes in the smallest box.

— So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
— What I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.
— Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?

— You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers. Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum.
— That's a good idea. "Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday."

— A small token of our gratitude.
— Diamond cufflinks... All my cuffs have buttons.
— He means "thank you".
— Do I?
— Just say it.
— Thank you.

Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee.

— I brought you something.
— Is it loaded?

— While Ross is on the phone... everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
— Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... you know... from like 20?