Homosexuality Quotes

— Are you telling me you're gay or something?
— Gay, straight, retarded...why do we have to put a label on everything?

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America.

— You don't have a girlfriend, then?
— Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
— Mm. Oh, right. Do you have a boyfriend?
— ...
— Which is fine, by the way.
— I know it's fine.
— So, you've got a boyfriend, then.
— No.

— I'm not gay.
— I didn't write that part!
— I'm straight.
— Since when?
— I suppose I first noticed when I was around 8. I thought it was just a phase, you know, but eventually I had to accept the truth. I like women.

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Love and Other Disasters

Paolo Sarmiento

Peter Simon

I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole.

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Morgan Freeman

Homophobia

— Let me guess. You guys are here antiquing?
— How'd you know?
Susan: Oh, you just look the type. So, uh, a king-size bed?
— What?! No, uh no, we're… Two singles. We're just brothers.

the owner of the hotel

Brothers

Funny Quotes

— You know my friends are so wrong about you. You're a great boyfriend.
— OK, that's good. I always thought I was great.
— Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man!

— He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi.
— Who's Mr. Garibaldi?
— Does it matter?!

I was very shocked when my son told me that his boyfriend was homosexual.

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A bit of Fry & Laurie

Stephen Fry

— Your sister has learned that your new friends the Tyrells are plotting to marry Sansa Stark to Ser Loras.
— Very well. She's a lovely girl. Missing some of Loras' favorite bits, but I'm sure they'll make do.

I think gay is kind of like being part of a freak show. You know, people like to stop by the cage and stare.

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.

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Kurt Cobain

Homophobia

It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.

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Winston Churchill

I have received a harmonica, a magnetic poetry set, a book about Harvey Milk, and a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it twice. I mean, I have no idea. This collection of presents are so gay that I think I must have given them to myself.

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