Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 22 comments Jim CarreyHomosexualityLawSarcastic Quotes
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Oscar WildeIronic Quotes
— How did you find America? — Turned left at Greenland. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment A Hard Day's NightJohn LennonReporterGeographyFunny Quotes
England and America are two countries separated by the same language. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 2 comments George Bernard ShawEnglandEnglishIronic Quotes Similar Quote: The Canterville Ghost - Oscar Wilde
Here in this rich, safe, stupid country it is so easy to imagine oneself a hero. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The BelieverMrs. FrankelHeroism
"Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women." "It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it," said Lord Henry. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian GrayLord Henry Wotton Uncle GeorgeWomenParadiseFeminism
While you Americans... you are fighting for the biggest nothing in history! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Apocalypse NowHubert de MaraisWar
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Gore VidalPower, AuthorityElectionAmericansIlliteracyIronic Quotes
It was wonderful to find America but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Mark TwainSarcastic Quotes
America! The birthplace of AIDS. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The DictatorHaffaz AladeenHIV, AIDS
Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Thomas Gold Appleton
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Oscar WildeThe Canterville GhostEnglandUSAEnglish Similar Quote: George Bernard Shaw
Mafia's messenger: — You are cynical bastard, you know that? Barack Obama on TV: — To reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one. Mafia's messenger: — You hear that line? Line's for you. Jackie Cogan: — Don't make me laugh. We're one people. It's a myth created by Thomas Jefferson. Mafia's messenger: — Oh, now you're gonna have a go at Jefferson? Jackie Cogan: — My friend, Jefferson's an American saint... because he wrote the words, “All men are created equal“... words he clearly didn't believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits... so, yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble... and they went out and died for those words... while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community. Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America, you're on your own. Americas not a country. it's just a business. Now fucking pay me.Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Killing Them SoftlyJackie CoganMafia's messenger
Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Allen GinsbergDrugs
You know, Frank, this a country... It's no... There is no ideas here. Opportunity, ooh, yes. Sure, they got them. But there is no happiness. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)Nick PapadakisOpportunities
This country is still growing up. Certain diseases it's better to have when you're still young. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Once Upon a Time in AmericaMaximilian «Max» BercoviczCountryDiseaseChildhoodIronic Quotes