As long as we don't choose, everything is possible.

— You boys have done an excellent job at obliterating any potential evidence.
— Yes, but they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

— What are you majoring in?
— Russian literature and Slavic languages.
— Oh wow, that's pretty interesting.
— Yes.
— What career track is that?
— Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.

Now, as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do and what a man can't do.