Sherlock Holmes

— You boys have done an excellent job at obliterating any potential evidence.
— Yes, but they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

You have the grand gift of silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion.

— In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a great criminal.
— Yes, and you, sir, a great police officer.

Did the devil turn up? Well... never mind. You got the next best thing.