Adventureland

— What are you majoring in?
— Russian literature and Slavic languages.
— Oh wow, that's pretty interesting.
— Yes.
— What career track is that?
— Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.

— What were they doing in the car, Rich?
— They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on.
— No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking. James, they were fucking.

— Oh my God, look at the shape of her ass. It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
— The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
— I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal.

I believe in love. I mean, I think that love is very transferable, I mean, transformable.