— What are you majoring in?
— Russian literature and Slavic languages.
— Oh wow, that's pretty interesting.
— Yes.
— What career track is that?
— Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.

— Are you gangsters?
— No, we are Russians.

And as always, everything is pushed to the extreme: <...> They go to war singing, a wedding in tears and everything is taken seriously. All without exception.

— It is Russian?
— Yes.
— It explains everything.

— What is that, vodka?
— Yeah.
— Are you Russian?
— Yeah.

Students officers, remember your mission is not provide you with bullets, bravery is patience. Patience in danger it is already the victory. The Russian soldier is courageous, stoic and patient. This is why it is invincible. Like... your Russian soldiers! Protect them! Good luck, cadets.

Rachmaninoff is so hard. The guy must have had hands the size of trash can lids... You know? Stay away from the Russians. You know, enjoy them. Admire their passion. But, like, don't get obsessed with playing them.

Russia's desire, this is what leads the country. As the steam engine England.

Don't trust all the old women you see. Especially Russians. There are lots of mafias.