The Barber of Siberia

And as always, everything is pushed to the extreme: <...> They go to war singing, a wedding in tears and everything is taken seriously. All without exception.

— It is Russian?
— Yes.
— It explains everything.

Sometimes is believed to avenge the life... but is not revenge than oneself.

The poet said: «Love is like the measles, we did once, and later we catch, this is more serious».

Get out of here!

— Forgive me, for Christ's sake.
— Why?
— This is a day of celebration. You must answer: «God will forgive you».
— God will forgive you.

The mole on the rump of the ocean, is the island of St. Helena.

I exercise. During the day, I do not have time.

Students officers, remember your mission is not provide you with bullets, bravery is patience. Patience in danger it is already the victory. The Russian soldier is courageous, stoic and patient. This is why it is invincible. Like... your Russian soldiers! Protect them! Good luck, cadets.

I'm getting married.

Russia's desire, this is what leads the country. As the steam engine England.

No, little boublik... soushka.

What is a boublik when we ate?

— This is not a military school, it's a zoo! Either you made the stork, either we make the crab. It stinks this wax! «Wax surprise. Laughs guaranteed».
— Sure we laugh!

As happiness is fickle! How naive believe that master of his life and his talents! The human being is a vessel waiting to be filled. Do not understand, is to be blind.

Mozart that my windshield with a sledgehammer, Mozart whose mother, father, sisters, brothers, cousins, aunts and uncles can go to hell... Mozart is a great composer!