God doesn't make the world this way.
We do.

— If there is a higher power, why is it He can't get you a new sweater?
— He's too busy looking for your brain.

You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe, a harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

— God doesn't take vacations, does he?
— Did you ever hear of the Dark Ages?

— Who are you?
— I'm the one. Creator of the heavens and the earth, alpha and omega.
— Oh, I see where this is going.
— Bruce, I'm God.

He always had a rotten sense of humor. And his punch lines are killers.

God is a mean kid, sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm!

So please — before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus.

Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need him! Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. First, you have to know, not fear... Know that some day, you're gonna die.