So please — before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus. Copy quote Share Report a mistake DogmaVoice behind the sceneGodIronic Quotes
How exactly would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer? Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 15 Sheldon Cooper
She used humor to ward off the pain. I'd seen other people do it. Usually something in their past had emotionally wounded them, and so they used humor or sarcasm to mask it. Take their mind off it. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Charles MartinThe Mountain Between UsBen PayneSarcasmOvercomingWillpower
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Mignon McLaughlin
Pretty girls do not need to be funny. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment Scrubs Season 3 Episode 19 Dr. Perry Cox
— As long as you heard it. — Wait, huh? What? You have no sense of humor, Stefan. — Actually, I just have no sense of Damon humor. — Damon humor? Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 22 Stefan SalvatoreDamon Salvatore
You know, I'm not saying the universe is evil, but it sure has a nasty sense of humor. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Passengers (2016)Jim PrestonUniverse
Laughter can heal the hurt places. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Charles MartinThe Mountain Between UsBen PayneLaughTreatmentOptimism
Mice don't mock. They don't have a sense of humor. He's not sitting in his hole in a smoking jacket, sipping cognac, giggling ''l left the pit.'' Copy quote Share Report a mistake MousehuntErnie Smuntz
There was an old man from the Cape, Who made himself garments of crepe. When asked: Will they tear? He replied: Here and there, But they keep such a beautiful shape! Copy quote Share Report a mistake Edward ScissorhandsThe Inventor
— The doctor says to the man: You got two different testicles. One is made of wood, and the other one is metal. The man is quite surprised, and the doctor doesn't know what to say either. But then he asks: "Do you have children?" The man says: Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon. — That's the joke? — Yes, damit! — Who is "Ponocchio"? — "Pinocchio" is a marionette — made of wood. And "Terminator" is made of metal. — I don't understand your joke! — Because you don't listen right! — I did! — No, you didn't! I have to explain every joke to you three times and you still don't get it! — I understood your fucking joke! "Terminator" is a machine! — made of metal! But why is a child a marionette?Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Knockin' On Heaven's DoorHenk (der Belgier )AbdulAnecdoteFunny Quotes
– Please, please tell me that you brought the key card. – I also brought my gun. – And your sense of humor. That is great. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Teen Wolf Season 6 Episode 9 Theo ReikenSheriff Stilinski
Any fool without the ability to share a laugh on himself will be unable to tolerate programming for long. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Gerald WeinbergThe Psychology of Computer ProgrammingProgramming And ProgrammersLaughSelf-ironyIronic Quotes
— Well, your girl seemed very determined. — Audrey. Yeah, I named her after Audrey Hepburn, but it was a serious miscalculation. I should have named her Benito. — A smartphone fascist? — Right? Oh, my God. If Audrey had to give up either her phone or a kidney, she'd be on dialysis, I'm sure of it. Copy quote Share Report a mistake At MiddletonGeorge HartmanEdith MartinFathers And SonsAddictionDetermination, Resolve
— Mr Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous? — I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny. But today you have proven me wrong. Thank you. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Mrs. DoubtfireDaniel Hillard / Mrs. DoubtfireMrs. SellnerLaughIronic Quotes
Sense of humor is an all-terrain vehicle that helps to drive through the swamp of gray everyday life. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Eugene Ryabyi