I know you're concerned about disappointing me, but I want you to take comfort from the knowledge that my expectations of you are very low. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Sheldon Cooper Season 2 Episode 23 DisappointmentExpectationsSarcastic Quotes
What are you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 2 comments Leonard Hofstadter Season 2 Episode 11 HypocrisyIronic Quotes
Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 10 comments Sheldon Cooper Season 1 Episode 2 GravityFamous Quotes
Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Sheldon Cooper Season 4 Episode 21 Alcohol (drug)HangoverSarcastic Quotes
There isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Sheldon Cooper Season 4 Episode 19 Rage, FuryDisappointmentConcernEquilibrium
Soft kitty, warm kitty. Little ball of fur. Sleepy kitty, happy kitty. Purr, purr, purr. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 7 comments PennySheldon Cooper Season 1 Episode 11 SongPositive Quotes
— Leonard, I didn't know you play the cello. — Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment PennyLeonard Hofstadter Season 1 Episode 5 MusicSchoolSarcastic Quotes
A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Sheldon Cooper Season 1 Episode 9
Hey, buddy, what brings you to my little slice of Hell? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Howard Wolowitz Season 2 Episode 8
β Why are you crying? β Because I'm stupid! β Is the reason for cry? For example, I cry because other are stupid and it makes me sad. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment PennySheldon Cooper Season 3 Episode 10 Human, PeopleStupidity
Pee for Houston, pee for Austin, pee for the state my heart got lost in. And⦠shake twice for Texas. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 6 comments Sheldon Cooper Season 3 Episode 21
How exactly would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Sheldon Cooper Season 1 Episode 15 Sense Of Humor
I am genius because I am genius! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Sheldon CooperGeniusesConceit, Ego
Sheldon knows football? I mean Quidditch, sure, but football? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Howard Wolowitz Season 3 Episode 6 FootballFunny Quotes
If Β«ifsΒ» and Β«butsΒ» were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 3 comments Sheldon Cooper Season 4 Episode 7 Funny Quotes