Hangover Quotes

Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.

— And where's Sarah, by the way?
— She couldn't make it in today. Family thing.
— There's a word for hangover I've never heard before.

— Are you awake, Odasaku? How do you feel?
— I feel like I'm experiencing all the hangovers I'll have in the next fifty years all at the same time.

— Wanna know a sure-fire hangover cure? Never stop drinking.

— A dark cloud hangs over the school, Beverly.
— I know all about that one, Miss Fritton. Sits on top of me every Monday when I'm on a comedown.

Help me inhale
And mend it with you.
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds,
Then we'll come down,
And I have a hangover...

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

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