— Bad day?
— Bad century.

— I'm not going with you. You tried to kill me.
— Yeah, well, you did kill me.

— It's cool not growing old. I like be the eternal stud.
— Yes, being a 150-year-old teenager has been the height of my happiness.

We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

I do not deserve it, but my brother deserves … God how I wish that you did not have to forget this … But you forget everything!

— Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
— It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
— Well, consider this psychopath's feelings hurt.

— Mayor? Is that you?
— What are you doing here?
— I'm a vampire. What is your excuse? No, really.

— How can you side with them?
— I don't side with anyone. You pissed me off, I want you dead.

— She doesn't really do apologies.
— Well, it's a coincidence. I don't do forgiveness.

That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even.

— I have a diabolical master plan.
— What is it?
— If I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, would it?

I love you, Elena! And I love you so much that I can not even do anything selfish … Why do not you understand?

— Is Stefan here?
— Yep.
— Where is he?
— And good morning to you, Little Miss I'm-on-a-Mission.
— How can you be so arrogant and glib afetr everything that you've done?
— And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?

— I've been in love. It's painful and pointless and overrated.
— Except when it isn't.

When you lose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt.

Oh, you were so much more fun when you were asleep.