The Vampire Diaries

Does this sketchy feeling ever go away? It's like I have a massive hangover. This daylight thing is a bitch!

If I let myself care, all I feel is pain.

When someone asks, "How are you?" they really don't want an answer.

— I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
— Yeah. I've heard that before.

I have to go and exploit some women in the name of grief.

I say snatch, eat, erase.

"Let's not kill anyone tonight". Your words. Just pointing that out.

We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

— Where are we?
— In Georgia.
— Georgia? No, no, no, we're not. Seriously, Damon, where are we?
— Seriously, we're in Georgia.

Sober's depressing.

The love of my life was human. He went through what I imagine you're going through. Denial, anger, etcetera. But at the end of the day... love really did conquer all.

We're a pair. I quit, you start.

— I don't wanna tell the world I deflowered Elena's brother.
— And deflowered and deflowered.

— Jer?
— No, it's me. The hypocrite patrol.

— Where is it?
— I'll give it back, but I need time.
— What, did you FedEx it to Rome?

Sometimes I do things I don't have to do.