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— I have a diabolical master plan.
— What is it?
— If I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, would it?

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

— O'kay. There’s something we need to find, something hidden here in the castle. It could help us defeat You-Know-Who.
— What is it?
— We don’t know.
— Where is it?
— Don’t know that either. I realize it’s not much to go on.
— That’s nothing to go on.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

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You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that, like, a gangbanger will get shot... or a truckload of soldiers will be blowing up... nobody panics. Because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die... well, then, everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy... upset the established order... and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.

Sometimes, even the best laid plans fall apart. Or you hit a wall when you were expecting a door.

— The first part of the plan is not to share it with people who annoy me. Want to hear the second part?
— Sure.
— I can't. My hands are tied by the first part.

I'm not good at future planning. I don't plan at all. I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. I don't have a day planner and I don't have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.

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Heath Ledger

The Present

— Hey. Listen. As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling. Some kid told me about this sea turtle. If you blow bubbles in his face... he chases you.
— I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
— That's okay. I'II find someone else to do it. I'd do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you.

— Where were you last night?
— That's so long ago, I don't remember.
— Will I see you tonight?
— I never make plans that far ahead.

It's just that most of the girls I play with, you know, when they're done playing meet, their plan is meet a guy, love, have a baby... go back to grad school and get a job.

— So what do we do now?
— I say we get drunk, kids — because I'm all out of ideas.

Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Theodore Groves

Improvisation

Men love to blame demons when their grand plans unravel.

— ... I got plans.
— Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating... do not constitute plans in my book.

The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. Y'know they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

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