How Do You Know?

It's just that most of the girls I play with, you know, when they're done playing meet, their plan is meet a guy, love, have a baby... go back to grad school and get a job.

— What sort of trouble are you in, George?
— Oh... Simply put, I'm currently unemployed. My girlfriend recently broke up with me. I'll soon run out of money. And I'm the target of a federal investigation.
— Wow, you're a real chick magnet, aren't you?