Jim Preston

And you find the perfect woman right in front of you... Yet she's completely out of reach.

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You know, I'm not saying the universe is evil, but it sure has a nasty sense of humor.

I like hearing about your life.

— I grew up reading about myself in his books.
— How was that?
— Not always easy. A little more than you wanted to know about yourself.

Personal Life, Private Life

Life Quotes

— Scan complete. Analyzing data.
[the inscription on the monitor: 612 disorders found]
— What's it say is wrong with me?
— It's a few things.

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— It wasn't easy getting a reservation.
— They're probably gonna want us to give up our table. I'm getting a lot of dirty looks.
— Very popular tonight.

— Took you long enough to ask.
— I was giving you space.
— Space. The one thing I do not need more of.