God doesn't make the world this way. We do. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment WatchmenWalter Kovacs / RorschachHuman, PeopleWorld
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 14 comments House M.D. Season 2 Episode 19 Dr. Gregory HouseFaith
A man has a hole in his soul the size of a God, and everyone fills it as best they can. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 2 comments Jean-Paul SartreSoulMeaningful Quotes
When you find God, tell Him to send legs! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Supernatural Season 5 Episode 2 Bobby SingerDisability
— God doesn't take vacations, does he? — Did you ever hear of the Dark Ages? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Bruce AlmightyBruce NolanGodVacationFunny Quotes
— I will put so many bullets in your head. God won't even recognize you. — I'm an atheist. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Teen Wolf Season 6 Episode 9 Sheriff StilinskiTheo ReikenAtheismShot
He always had a rotten sense of humor. And his punch lines are killers. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment ConstantineJohn ConstantineSarcastic Quotes
— What are you doing, boy? — Reading prayers and ignoring them, just like God. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 16 Homer SimpsonBart SimpsonFunny Quotes
You have to believe in yourself more than most people believe in god, or something. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Brian MolkoFaith
You know, some people belive in God, i belive in music. Some peole pray, i turn up the radio. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 2 comments 30 Seconds To MarsCloser To The EdgeFaithMusic
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 98 comments The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 24 Homer SimpsonSuper HeroesPrayerFunny Quotes
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Robert Frost
The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Mark TwainHuman, People
Mama always said that God is mysterious. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Forrest GumpForrest GumpUnderstandingMeaningful Quotes
Devils don’t ask favors from God. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 2 comments Eyeshield 21Hiruma YoichiDevil, SatanHelp