The Simpsons [Season 9]

Stupid risks are what make life worth living.

— Mom, are those rabbits dead?
— No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping... upside down... and inside out.

Bart's a tub, Lisa's weak as a little girl and Maggie doesn't seem to be growing at all!

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!

Baby turtles and alligators may seem like a cute idea for a pet, but they grow up.

— Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
— Just relax and it’ll come, son.

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power… like God must feel when he's holding a gun.