How Not to Rescue a Princess

Ah, Alyosha... A wife`s love is not in obedience.

It`s not princely to walk. People will laugh.

This is the first we have seen the style of "Za-shi-bu!".

This is tyranny! At least let me eat before the journey!

How tired i am! You would not believe how tired! All I want is affection. Some reassurance, or at least a kind glance.

A feat must be shared or success will not happen. It`s a sign.

Shamakhanian Penguin!

Typical heroes: strike first, ask questions later!

What`s a Russian wedding without the fights? Hooray!

Horse youself! I`m a talking steed! And you! You`re a Shamakhanian Penguin!

Kievan Rus, you say? Balalaika, matryoshka and three bogatyrs?

— You... it... Dear! Don`t you know who i am?
— I know. Dinner.
— What do you mean?! I am, incidentally, the librarian of the Prince of Kiev!
— In that case, you`ll need garlic.

Good evening! The branch broke — in half. That`s funny!

I fell in love with you at first sight. Who are you?

— Well? So who is the best hero in Russia?
— We are!