A Hard Day's Night

— How did you find America?
— Turned left at Greenland.

— Are you a mod or a rocker?
— I'm a mocker.

— They've gone potty out there. The place is surging with girls.
— Please, sir, can I have one to surge me, sir, please, sir?

— Do you often see you father?
— No, actually were just close friends.

— Honestly! Me mind boggles at the very idea, a grown man and you haven't shaved with a safety razor.
— It's not my fault. I come from a long line of electricians.

— It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
— Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
— Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums — it's me active compensatory factor.