Supernatural [Season 2]

— You think you're funny?
— I think I'm adorable.

Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than i do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

You’re good. A monster pain in the ass…but you’re good.

— It appeared before me and I just... this feeling washed over me. Like peace. Like grace.
— Okay, ecstasy boy. Maybe we’ll get you some glow sticks and a nice Dr. Seuss hat.

— Dean, get me a bucket.
— Find something?
— No, I think I'm going to puke.

— Dude, all right, I'll admit, we've gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake! I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?!
— We'll just put it Spongebob-side down.

— You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
— Wait. there's no such thing as unicorns?

— So, is this as glamorous as you thought it would be?
— Except for all the pee-your-pants scares, yeah.

What’s going on with you, Sam? Hm? ‘Cause smoking, throwing bottles at people — that sounds more like me than you.

— Let me guess. You guys are here antiquing?
— How'd you know?
Susan: Oh, you just look the type. So, uh, a king-size bed?
— What?! No, uh no, we're… Two singles. We're just brothers.

— You're crazy.
— Your girlfriend's past her expiration date and we're crazy

— You ripped off a cement truck?
— I'll give it back.

Mr. Morality here, he brought a lot of girls up here. Got more ass than a toilet seat.

— Frigging cops.
— They're just doing their job.
— No, they're doing our job. Only they don't know it, so they suck at it.

What's dead should stay dead.