— Hey, where did you get this? [Takes the ID card] Detective Inspector Lestrade? — Yeah. I pickpocket him when he's annoying. You can keep that one, I've got plenty at the flat. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock Season 1 Episode 1 Sherlock HolmesDr. Watson
I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots and some cabbages. And then those empty bags of potatoes we left in last week, and then, the mushrooms, the week before! Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over reacting! Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The RingMeriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)Funny Quotes
— He said he bought it in a street market. — Oh, I don't think that's true. I think he pinched it. — Yeah, that's Eddie. — Didn't know its value, just thought it would suit you. — Oh? What's it worth? — Nine million pounds. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment Sherlock Season 1 Episode 2 Sherlock HolmesSarah
— You ripped off a cement truck? — I'll give it back. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Supernatural Season 2 Episode 6 Dean WinchesterJoe HarwellFunny Quotes
— When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans? — I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years. — Myra, where am I gonna get a job? — Government. — Government? "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"? Government? Copy quote Share Report a mistake Seven PsychopathsMyra KieslowskiHans Kieslowski GovernmentWorkIronic Quotes
— You would steal from me? — Steal from you? No, I may be a burglar, but I like to think I'm an honest one. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five ArmiesBilbo BagginsHonesty
Opportunity makes the thief. Copy quote Share Report a mistake English proverbs and sayingsTheftMeaningful Quotes
— All right, gypsy. Where'd ya get the money? — For your information, I earned it. — Gypsies don't earn money. — They steal it. — You'd know a lot about stealing. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Hunchback of Notre DameEsmeraldaGuardsIronic Quotes
— You know, what's the difference between an idiot and a thief? — No! — Thief is not always a thief! But idiot... It's for life! Copy quote Share Report a mistake Le GuignoloAlexandre DupréLe commandant JosephFools
— It's called stealing. — You and my brother call it 'borrowed'. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Mummy (1999)Evelyn O'ConnellRichard «Rick» O'ConnellExcusesDouble StandartsIronic Quotes
MANDARINES. $3 a bag — if you steal my produce I hope you choke on it! Copy quote Share Report a mistake 100 Bloody AcresPunishmentIronic Quotes
Little thieves are hanged, but great ones escape. Copy quote Share Report a mistake English proverbs and sayingsRescue
You know, Charlie... there are two kinds of thieves in this world... the ones who steal to enrich their lives... and the ones who steal to define their lives. Don't be the latter. Makes you miss out on what's really important in this life. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Italian JobJohn BridgerTheft
— One should not wear a mask in church... any more than a hat. — One should not plan a theft in a confessional either... and that's what we're here for, right? Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment The Thief Lord«Conte»ScipioReligion
— So, you been in jail? Do you ever feel bad about what you do? — Everyone steals, Leslie. Some people admit it to themselves, some don't. It's what human beings do. That's why we invented locks. You think the people in these houses feel bad? Their grandparents and their great grandparents, they're the ones who got their hands dirty. — I just mean, how do you sleep at night? — I don't drink coffee after 7:00.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake ParkerParker (a professional thief)Leslie RodgersJailConscienceSarcastic Quotes
Think how much money we'll save by not getting our stuff stolen. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kept Woman (2015)Jessica CrowderSaving