Government Quotes

They got money for wars but they can’t feed the poor.

— When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
— I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years.
— Myra, where am I gonna get a job?
— Government.
— Government? "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"? Government?

They can't think, they can't imagine. Most of them can't even spell. They just run things.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ford Prefect

Bureaucracy

A government is a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned.

shepherd Derrial Book

If one is to rule, and to continue ruling, one must be able to dislocate the sense of reality.

— I am a queen, not a butcher.
— All rulers are either butchers or meat.

— Mr. President, the Russian news crew is with us. I told them you'd give them a sound bite about life in the White House.
— There is no life in the White House!

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Air Force One

Press Secretary Melanie Mitchell

President James Marshall

Life

USA

Sarcastic Quotes

The chief duty of government is to keep the peace and stand out of the sunshine of the people.

Government neither desires nor dares to interfere in such matters. There must be murder; and government cares not how much.

All government, of course, is against liberty.

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H. L. Mencken

Freedom

— So... what do you do?
— What do I do? I'm the key figure in a government plot to deny the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy with key players
in the highest levels of power. And it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman and child on this planet.

Si no hay justicia para el pueblo que no haya paz para el gobierno.

— Here, I got you a little something to keep you going. Wherever it is you are going.
— Yeah, man. You know I got this sense... that you're going to take your act on the road pretty soon here. Courtesy of the very appreciative
government.

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