— We should call the police. — Yes.[Shoots five times in the air] On their way. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 3 comments Sherlock Season 2 Episode 1 Sherlock HolmesDr. WatsonFunny Quotes
— Frigging cops. — They're just doing their job. — No, they're doing our job. Only they don't know it, so they suck at it. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Supernatural Season 2 Episode 12 Dean WinchesterSam WinchesterWork
— Not all cops are morons. — I bet some are drunkards, crooks or idiots. Copy quote Share Report a mistake TaxiÉmilien Coutant-KerbalecDaniel MoralesFunny Quotes
So, still got some friends in the force. It's Lestrade. Says they're all coming over here now. Queuing up to slap on the handcuffs. Every officer you've ever made feel like a tit, which is a lot of people. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Sherlock Season 2 Episode 3 Dr. Watson
— Is there something you can tell me? Except that you turned this place upside down? — Of course! Look what I found! This is for a check-up in the hospital. In half an hour. We can make it there! — That was yesterday! — Oh, we might be late then. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Knockin' On Heaven's DoorAssistent KellerKommissar SchneiderFunny Quotes
— What made you join the force, Bruce? — Police oppression, brother. I'd witnessed far too many cases of it in the mining community I grew up in. — And you wanted to stamp it out from the inside? — No, I wanted to be a part of it. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 6 comments FilthBladeseyBruce "Robbo" Robertson
Lassard: — What is the most frustrating thing about police work? Tackleberry: — Not being able to carry hand grenades. Callahan: — Separate locker rooms, sir. Mahoney: — Icky blue uniforms. Lassard: — I always thought that the most frustrating thing was that... we couldn't be everywhere at once to solve every crime. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Police Academy 4: Citizens On PatrolEric LassardEugene TackleberryDebbie CallahanCarey MahoneyWorkFunny Quotes
Because we're cops. Remember "serve, protect, break a mugger's neck"? Copy quote Share Report a mistake Money TrainOfficer John Robinson
— Little donuts or waffles? — Lucifer, can't steal food at the police station. — Or what? Put me in the corner, what would i think about my act? Copy quote Share Report a mistake LuciferLucifer MorningstarChloe DeckerFoodTheftDeedsIronic Quotes
— Good afternoon, Walt. — I told you I'm not going to confession. — Why didn't you just call the police? — What? — I do work with some of the Hmong gang and I heard there was trouble in the neighborhood. Why didn't you call the police? — Well… You know, I prayed that they would show up… but nobody answered. — What were you thinking? Someone could have been killed. We're talking life and death here. — When things go wrong, you gotta act quickly. When we were in Korea and a thousand screaming gooks came across our line we didn't call the police, we reacted.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Gran TorinoFather JanovichWalt KowalskiWeaponSelf DefenseSarcastic Quotes
Schools will have to have eyes in the back. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Blue SteelInstructorCautionObservationalReadiness
Observant. Important for a cop. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Once upon a time Season 1 Episode 2 Emma SwanObservational
Organized force alone enables the quiet and the weak to go about their business and to sleep securely in their beds, safe from the violent without or within. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Alfred Thayer Mahan
You place too much reliance on the police for your security, Mr Sabini. That was a mistake. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Peaky Blinders Season 2 Episode 6 Thomas ShelbyProtectionMistakesIronic Quotes
— It's my fault, you know. — What? — His leaving. I thought I could take it. — Don't ever say that. — What? — Just don't ever low-rate yourself. — What I meant was, whatever it takes to be a cop's wife... I'm just not sure I'm making it. He really tries, and these bastards... you know, «pig» this, «pig» that. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Dirty HarryMrs GonzalezHarold CallahanProfessionSad Quotes
The police of many countries are waiting for me. But... Sonia... It's not that it's difficult to catch Don... it's impossible! Copy quote Share Report a mistake DonDonSearchPursuit