Lassard: — What is the most frustrating thing about police work? Tackleberry: — Not being able to carry hand grenades. Callahan: — Separate locker rooms, sir. Mahoney: — Icky blue uniforms. Lassard: — I always thought that the most frustrating thing was that... we couldn't be everywhere at once to solve every crime. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Eric LassardEugene TackleberryDebbie CallahanCarey MahoneyWorkPoliceFunny Quotes