— Mahoney! I've already told you once — nobody screws with me. — Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and that'll change? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 1 comment Thaddeus HarrisCarey MahoneyFunny Quotes
— Son, where did you get this gun? — My mom gave it to me. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Thaddeus HarrisEugene TackleberryWeaponFunny Quotes
— What the hell are you doing here? — I want to be a police officer. [softly] — What? I can't hear you! — I want to be a police officer. — Don't unpack. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Thaddeus HarrisLaverne HooksFunny Quotes
— Okay, now there's anther car. Hightower? Hightower?! What? You didn't hit the brakes. — You didn't tell me to. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Carey MahoneyMoses HightowerFunny Quotes
— Holy shit. — Get back here. — Yes, sir. — Yes, ma'am. — Don't worry, I can explain everything... — Shut up. — Yes, sir. — Yes, ma'am. You've been sneaking in here every night for weeks. — What? No. — What do you think I ought to do about this? — Sir! — Ma'am! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Debbie CallahanGeorge MartinSexFunny Quotes
— Here is the window. I am a burglar. I am coming out of the window... I've got the stolen stereo in my hands. — Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Thaddeus HarrisEugene TackleberryThreatsSarcastic Quotes
You are going to learn, Mahoney, that nobody... nobody... screws with me. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Thaddeus HarrisSarcastic Quotes