Thaddeus Harris

— Mahoney! I've already told you once — nobody screws with me.
— Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and that'll change?

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— Son, where did you get this gun?
— My mom gave it to me.

— What the hell are you doing here?
— I want to be a police officer. [softly]
— What? I can't hear you!
— I want to be a police officer.
— Don't unpack.

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- What the hell are you doing here?
- I want to be a police officer. [<em>softly</em>]
- What? I can't hear you!
- I want to be a police officer.
- Don't unpack.

— Here is the window. I am a burglar. I am coming out of the window... I've got the stolen stereo in my hands.
— Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole!

You are going to learn, Mahoney, that nobody... nobody... screws with me.

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