Supernatural: Short Quotes

— Oh, thank God!
— Call me Dean.

Demons I get. People are crazy.

— You think you're funny?
— I think I'm adorable.

You’re good. A monster pain in the ass…but you’re good.

— Where's our father, Meg?
— You didn't ask very nice.
— Where's our father, bitch?

What, are you allergic to straight answers, you son of a bitch!

— Dean, get me a bucket.
— Find something?
— No, I think I'm going to puke.

— The Lord works...
— If you say «mysterious ways», so help me, I will kick your ass.

And I have every reason in the world to believe that.

— What the hell happened to him?
— Me.

— What are you, stoned?
— Generally, yeah.
— What happened to you?
— Life.

I'm amazing… I'm Batman!

Screw destiny right in the face. I say we take the fight to them, do it our way.

— Dean, I’ve been thinking.
— Well, that’s never a good thing.

When you find God, tell Him to send legs!