Homosexuality Quotes

— But we ain't gay.
— Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight — it's all the same now. There are no more lines.
— There's a line, and on the side of it we ain't gay.

My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

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Rodney Dangerfield

London

Funny Quotes

It's not like I'm a lesbian. I'm attracted to the person. It's just seem to only be attracted to girls.

— Do you love me?
— I feel like a city that's been under siege for 20 years. Suddenly the gates are thrown open and the citizens come pouring out to breathe the air and walk the fields and pluck the wildflowers. I feel relieved.

When men lie together in lust, it is a surrender to the passions... and does nothing for the excellence in us. Nor does any other excess, Cassander, jealousy among them. But when men lie together... and knowledge and virtue are passed between them... that is pure and excellent. When they compete to bring out the good, the best in each other... this is the love between men that can build a city-state... and lift us from our frog pond.

— And why does my ass hurt?
— You fell down the stairs.

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The Whole Ten Yards

Jimmy «The Tulip» Tudeski

Nicholas «Oz» Oseransky

Funny Quotes

Elliot Reid: — Oh, my God. He looks so sad.
Carla Espinosa: — I just want to hold him like a big gay baby.
Turk: — This is incredible. An hour ago you guys hated him.
Carla Espinosa: — An hour ago he wasn't our new gay best friend.

— I've heard of love happening that fast. The French call it le flash.
— They would, bloody perverts.

Most people don’t know themselves very well. When I was twenty-one, I finally realised that I was gay, after several years of living in denial. That’s hardly exceptional. Many gay men spend their entire teenage years unsure about their sexuality.

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Yuval Noah Harari

21 Lessons for the 21st Century

on behalf of the author

Self-knowledge

Negation

Informative Quotes

— Anyways, I'm picking you up at 8:00, and if you make any attempt not to go to the party, I will actually come and pick you up at 8:00. It's hot, right? I'll actually come and, like, physically pick you up. Come on! We can have hot banter, right?
— How am I even friends with you?
— I'm handsome, charming, and, mm... I saved you from drowning.

He's so suave. Does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?

Gavin has taught me how to love. To love him, to love myself. This is forever, honey. And if it ain't, well, you've got one hell of a pre-nup.

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Clapham Junction

Will (Gavin's husband)

Marriage

Love

Funny Quotes

I moved in with my gay friend Daniel and his little boyfriend. I told you about them... And they are real happy I left home. They bring their friends over to meet me and they've turned me into the talk of the gay community… So I've been going along with it. You know, I go to dinners, drinks… I even went to this gay club with them on sunday. They told me there'd be some hot ladies there, somebody I could pick up that aren't even lesbians… And it didn't do anything for me.