Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

— I love animals, stupid.
— Even sheep?
— Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
— They are beautiful, aren't they?
— Oh God, yes.
— So that means you'd fuck a sheep, right?
— What is your damage, little boy? You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
— You're misunderstanding me, Prince Valiant. I mean if you were another sheep. Would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
— Since you put it that way... you bet your ass I would. I thought so.
— This mother fucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep. Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?

— But we ain't gay.
— Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight — it's all the same now. There are no more lines.
— There's a line, and on the side of it we ain't gay.

— Here's your coffee, sir.
— You spit in this?
— I didn't spit in it.
— Any boogers in it?
— There's no boogers in it, sir.
— You went to film school, didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man run a big production like this. Go to the school. Does your daddy know that you give a nigger his coffee? It would kill him, wouldn't it?
— There's no boogers in it, sir.

— So, you like animals, huh?
— Sure.
— That's cool. Even snakes?
— You can't exclude an animal just because they're not cuddly. Of course I like snakes.
— How about trouser snakes?
— What's a trouser snake?

I am the master of the clit. Remember this fucking face.