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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Year: 
2013 β€“ ...
Tagline: 
Β«The law. Without the order.Β»

"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta and his diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct.

Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Comedy, Crime
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- Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case. - Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn. - Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom? - It's a butt.
- Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case. - Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn. - Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom? - It's a butt.
- Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case. - Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn. - Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom? - It's a butt.
Terry Jeffords
Jake Peralta
Michael Hitchcock
Norman Β«NormΒ» Scully
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Episode 2
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