— Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which? — That one's the dump? — They're both your locker. — Ah, I should have guessed that. He's good. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 Capitan HoltJake PeraltaMessIronic Quotes
— Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case. — Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn. — Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom? — It's a butt.Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 Terry JeffordsJake PeraltaMichael HitchcockNorman Β«NormΒ» ScullyVandalismFunny Quotes