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Oh. Hey, I think a little mess adds to the charm. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Lethal Weapon 3Martin RiggsCozyIronic Quotes
— Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which? — That one's the dump? — They're both your locker. — Ah, I should have guessed that. He's good. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 Capitan HoltJake PeraltaIronic Quotes
Keep order all day long, knowing full well disorder will win out tomorrow, because in this sorry world, the night undoes the work of the day. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 4 comments Journal d'un curé de campagnePriest of TorcyOrder
I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired and I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flame-thrower to this place! Copy quote Share Report a mistake Scent of a WomanLieutenant Colonel Frank SladeContemptAggression
— You okay? — No, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Pulp FictionButch CoolidgeMarsellus WallaceSarcastic Quotes
Dirt is not dirty, but only something in the wrong place. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Henry John TempleIronic Quotes