Monica Geller

— Look what we almost left!
— That's not mine.
— Look what we almost took!

Joey Tribbiani: — Remember when they fought and broke up... and we were stuck here all night with no food? When Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it'd happen again. So I hid this in here.
Monica Geller: — Candy bars, crossword puzzles...
Phoebe Buffay: — Mad Libs! Mine!
Chandler Bing: — Condoms?
Joey Tribbiani: — You don't know how long we'll be in here. We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler Bing: — And condoms are the way to do that?

— What's that?
— My new beeper.
— Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?
— Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They're still extinct.

— Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
— Yes, but there isn't always time.

— Do you ever, uh, think about the future?
— Sure, I do.
— Yeah? Am I in it?
— Honey... you are it.
— Oh, God. You're about to get so lucky.

— I blame myself.
— And I blame you too.

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!

I'm not 22. I'm 25... and 13 months.

— Oh, my God! Something brushed up against my right leg.
— What?
— Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

— Oh, my God! What happened?
— Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!

— Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
— He could hear me.

But they don't know that we know that they know.

— You had a crush on me?
— All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent.

— You can't live off your parents your whole life.
— I know that. That's why I was getting married.

— Phoebe? Do you have a plan?
— I don't even have a "pla."

Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.