— Yeah, well, say we do all that... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150 million... without getting stopped?
— Yeah.
— Oh. Okay.

— Hi, my name is Martin Brest! As you can see I am robbing your silly bank! And just because I picked out this suit, but I can't afford it!
— You can stop babbling: They don't record the audio anyway.

Folks, me and my friends are gonna put on a little wild west show for you! Some of you might have heard about it. It's called a hold up! Now don't get scared or do anything stupid and you'll be all right.

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.

— How long you been living in places like this?
— All my life.
— All your life? What crime did you commit?
— Unarmed robbery.

— So you really want me to rob you?
— Well, try! And I’ll give you another coffee on the house.

— The cemetery got robbed last night.
— The word is "desecrated."
— The elementary school got desecrated too.
— The word is "robbed", click wad.

— I think we can lower our hands now...
— Hands up! This is a robbery!
— What are you looking at assholes? Gimme all your money or you're dead!
— You've arrived too late, by one minute...