A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Bob Hope
Single ladies must live, and their passbooks are compressed diaries. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Arthur Conan DoyleThe Disappearance of Lady Frances CarfaxSherlock HolmesDiary
— You wish? — The cash register. — Look at one. — Look what I have here. What do you say to it? — Beautiful weapon. Which caliber? — 11 mm. Yugoslavian product. The pustet one elephant away. — What has to do this with Yugoslavia? — It pustet also a cashier in Paris away. — This will happen if you scream. — But why should I scream?Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Le diable et les 10 commandementsDidier MarinVaillantRobberyIronic Quotes
We need to remind politicians they don't work for the big banks — they work for us. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Elizabeth WarrenPolitics
And besides, the presence of a safe alone doesn't always signify that there is money inside. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Per qualche dollaro in piùEl IndioSarcastic Quotes
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment J. Paul GettyMoneyDebt
Seems more people hate banks when the sun's out. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Miss SloaneJunior SpencerCreditFee, PaymentYearningSarcastic Quotes
Respectability — the offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Ambrose BierceThe Devil's DictionaryBald HeadIronic Quotes