Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things — not the great occasions — that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.