J'ai toujours rêvé d'être un gangster

The world is not so beautiful as it used to be.

— So you really want me to rob you?
— Well, try! And I’ll give you another coffee on the house.

— If he was tied this wouldn’t happen.
— Yes, but to use a leash on a dog called Marley is incredibly stupid. The paradox is in that. You cant call dogs famous people’s names and then tie‘em with leashes.