Fault Quotes

I did everything right, she died anyway! Why the hell do you think that would make me feel any better?!

— I blame myself.
— And I blame you too.

— Tyrion of the House Lannister, you stand accused by the Queen Regent of regicide. Did you kill King Joffrey?
— No.
— Did your wife, the Lady Sansa?
— Not that I know of.
— How would you say he died, then?
— Choked on his pigeon pie.
— So you would blame the bakers?
— Or the pigeons. Just leave me out of it.

Accusations, Prosecution

Ironic Quotes

Joshamee Gibbs, the crime of which you've been found guilty of... is being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Captain Jack Sparrow

Funny Quotes

Only don't tell me you're innocent... because it insults my intelligence.

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The Godfather

Michael Corleone

— How do you do it?
— Do what?
— Live with yourself? Knowing all the bad things you've done.
— Well, you tell yourself you did the right thing. And if you say it often enough, one day you might actually believe it.

Snow White / Mary Margaret Blanchard

Rumplestiltskin / Mr. Gold / Weaver

Your guilt will be your past and that will be your God.

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Durarara!!

Izaya Orihara

Influence is everything, and guilt or innocence merely an academic question.

— Okay, listen. I'm sorry about last night. I really want to make it up to you.
— No. You know, there's no need to make it up... How?

Nymphomania, a man's invention to make women feel guilty if they break the rules.

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Diario de una ninfómana

Cristina (Val's grandmother)

Women

Rules

Nymphomania

There's not such thing as guilt. There's just the fear of getting caught.

When people say it's nobody's fault, they don't mean that. They mean it's your fault! The nobody's fault things are...hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, acts of God! But when a marriage fails, it's gotta be somebody's fault!

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