Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're standing in a high place? Sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.

Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

— What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
— Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

— You lied to me by telling me the truth?
— Yes.
— That's very good. May I use that?

You can be so charming when you want something, Jack.

Your words surround you like fog and make you hard to see.

How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?

— You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent of the ways of men.
— You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.

— Have you been there?
— Does this face look like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
— Depends on the light.

Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

— Every soul can be saved.
— Be that true, young cleric?
— Yes. Though you I see as a bit of a long shot.

— Jack, I have to ask... You had the chalices, the water, the tear... You could have lived maybe forever.
— The Fountain does test you, Gibbs. But better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being... alive to the infinite mystery of it all. And who's to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I have no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy?

Joshamee Gibbs, the crime of which you've been found guilty of... is being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.

You've stolen me, and I'm here to take meself back.

— You're either with us or against us.
— I am not with you, neither am I against you.
— Can he do that?
— He's religious. I believe it's required.

— Admit it, Jack, you still love me.
— If you had a sister or a dog, I'd choose the dog.