It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is... how I get along with the people that are still alive. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Nine YardsMurderMeaningful Quotes
— Why did you kill him? — Well, I had to kill one of you. — Well, then you definitely made the right decision. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Nine YardsNicholas «Oz» OseranskyJimmy «The Tulip» TudeskiMurderFunny Quotes
Jill, honey, I'm sorry I pointed a gun at your face... and said I was gonna blow your brains out. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Ten YardsForgivenessFunny Quotes
— You're a dentist? — Afraid so. — You suicidal? — See, now, why would you say that? — I once read that dentists are prone to suicide. — Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't wanna die. — You better get used to it because you're going to. Everybody dies. Sooner or later. Tulip? — No! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Nine YardsJimmy «The Tulip» TudeskiNicholas «Oz» OseranskyDeathFrailtyIronic Quotes
— And why does my ass hurt? — You fell down the stairs. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Ten YardsJimmy «The Tulip» TudeskiNicholas «Oz» OseranskyHomosexualityFunny Quotes
If you put any mayonnaise on it... ... I'll chop your legs off, set your house on fire... and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out of your house. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Nine YardsFunny Quotes
— What did I tell you about ever calling here? — I think you said something about killing me. Yes, killing me and beating me to death with my own corpse. That's what it was. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Ten YardsJimmy «The Tulip» TudeskiNicholas «Oz» Oseransky
— Looks like you got a reprieve, Oz. — Oh, thank God the killers are here. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Ten YardsJimmy «The Tulip» TudeskiNicholas «Oz» OseranskyKillersClemency, MercyIronic Quotes
— You like living in Canada? — No, I live here with my wife. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Nine YardsJimmy «The Tulip» TudeskiNicholas «Oz» OseranskyFunny Quotes