— You know, unlike smoking, there are studies that say that chocolate is good for you.
— You Americans always have to have a reason for everything. We eat what we enjoy.

— This cheese is made from unpasteurized milk. It's alive and very healthy. Your cheese in America is pasteurized. It's dead. It goes into your stomach like a ball of fat.
— Is that why you French people can eat all the butter and cheese you want and never gain weight?
— Yes, and we drink more red wine. Of course, we are more romantic.

And the French, who've never won a major battle, they know how to eat!