Wild Hogs

— I go where you go.
— Good. See? He's got balls.
— No. I mean my sidecar's attached to your bike.

— It's hard for kids to respect a man that don't do none of the providing. In my day the lady stayed home. Not the lazy man.
— In your day the men had pyramids to build.

— Oh, so I'm the one who did this to you?
— I'm in a hospital. It's easier for me to blame other people for my problems.

— Hey, look here, if Karen calls, OK, I'm at a toilet bowl seminar in Cleveland.
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— I'm serious. I need y'all to cover for me.
— Yeah, sure.

— Maybe you should seriously consider spending the night. Because we're having the world's hottest chilli contest. The Chile Festival is not something you wanna miss. Last year, somebody's throat started to bleed.
— Oh, damn! Somebody's throat started to bleed?
— Yeah. Changed their life.

And the French, who've never won a major battle, they know how to eat!

— Those assholes got balls.
— That I'm gonna put in my mouth and chew on!
— You're gonna put what in your mouth?

Hey, guys, this is poop. So don't eat it.