Presents Quotes

— Thank you for that.
— No, keep it. I believe in deciding things will be good luck. Do you?
— No. I don't believe in luck. But I do believe in assigning value to things.

— I hope you enjoyed the chocolates.
— I gave them to a girl.
— So did I. I thought.

What you get is what you get, what you do with what you get, that's more the point.

Getting presents can be fun, but you always end up with crap you don't need.

— What can I bring you back from Holland?
— A diamond? In a ring?
— Would you settle for a tulip?

— Don't open it.
— Why?
— Real mail is delivered to your house not your bus stop.
— So?
— It could be a bomb.
— It's not a bomb. It's a birthday present. And I'm opening it.

— Listen, Paul, don't send me any more gifts.
— You didn't like the fountain?
— It's a boundary issue.
— If more people gave from the heart, we'd all be better off.

— I don't take free gifts. How much you want for it?
— Nothing. Taking money for something is not a gift.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.