I've had a really lousy Christmas, you've *just* managed to kill my New Year's, if you come back on Easter — you can burn down my apartment. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment While You Were SleepingLucy ModeratzFunny Quotes
Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies... to make people feel like crap. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 9 comments Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel BarishValentine's DaySarcastic Quotes
'Summer has no day,' she said. 'We can't possibly have a summer love.' Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment F. Scott FitzgeraldThis Side of ParadiseEleanorSummer
Ah. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like Thanksgiving at home. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Scrubs Season 1 Episode 9 J.D.Alcohol (drug)PreteritionFunny Quotes
— What's it like to be the only person committed to their work while the rest of us are slumming? — You mean, what's it like to be the only person not to finish their work on time? Copy quote Share Report a mistake The HolidayJasper BloomIris SimpkinsWorkRestCareerIronic Quotes
— I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence. — You know Bilbo. He has the whole place in an uproar! — That's a pleasant. — Half the Shire has been invited. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The RingGandalfFrodo BagginsBirthdayIronic Quotes
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Rodney DangerfieldMasksHalloweenFunny Quotes
— We're celebrating? Today was a disaster, and we got lucky. — You're right. But when you get lucky, you celebrate. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Good Doctor Season 1 Episode 18 Morgan ReznickNeil MelendezLuckFun
Why are our songs so dark but our shows a celebration? Because our songs are to help you get through those dark times and our shows are a celebration of you making it through another day. Our shows are celebrating the fact that you’re not alone. So let’s celebrate. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Tyler JosephSongGloom, Dark
When ye come to appear before me, who hath required this at your hand, to tread my courts? Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Holy Bible. Book of IsaiahReligion
I was not the master of these festivities, but their slave. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment VatelFrançois VatelSlavery
Every day is a holiday, When you're the reason to celebrate. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Katy PerryEvery Day Is a HolidayLoveYouBeautiful Quotes
Yeah, well, from now on, every Halloween, I'm staying at home. I'm gonna toss a bowl of candy on the front porch, lock the front door, turn out the lights and be sitting in the living room with a shotgun in my lap. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Hawaii Five-0 Season 10 Episode 5 Lou GroverHospitalityHalloweenIronic Quotes
The holidays are an obligatory performance where families buy each other gifts and pretend everything is perfect. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Good Doctor Season 2 Episode 10 Tyler DurnessHypocrisyConventionalityTheater
Fasting comes after feasting. Copy quote Share Report a mistake English proverbs and sayingsMeaningful Quotes