Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Scary MovieMiss MannFunny Quotes
— You eνer heard about the Rat Cook? — No. Who's he? — Just a cook in the Night's Watch. He was angry at the King for something, I don't remember. When the King was νisiting the Nightfort, the cook killed the King's son, cooked him into a big pie with onions, carrots, mushrooms, and bacon. That night he served the pie to the King. He liked the taste of his son so much, he asked for a second slice. The Gods turned the cook into a giant white rat who could only eat his own young. He's been roaming the Nightfort eνer since, deνouring his own babies. But no matter what he does, he's always hungry. — If the Gods turned eνery killer into a giant white rat. . . — It wasn't for murder the Gods cursed the Rat Cook or for serving the King's son in a pie. He killed a guest beneath his roof. That's something the Gods can't forgiνe.Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 10 Bran StarkMeera ReedRevengeDark, Gloomy Quotes
If any of you are ever passing Bag End, uh tea is at 4. There's plenty of it. You are welcome anytime. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 5 comments The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five ArmiesBilbo BagginsTouching Quotes
Thank you for coming! Please never come back again. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Blend S Season 1 Episode 1 Maika SakuranomiyaFunny Quotes
— What are you? — I'm pissed off is what I am. Do you drench everyone who comes in here with flame-retardant chemicals. No wonder you're single. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment DogmaBethanyMetatronIronic Quotes
You are my guest. That is not how we are. We do everything for our guests before we think of ourselves. That is the Sikh way. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Learning to DriveDarwan Singh TurTraditionsSelf-sacrifice
Yeah, well, from now on, every Halloween, I'm staying at home. I'm gonna toss a bowl of candy on the front porch, lock the front door, turn out the lights and be sitting in the living room with a shotgun in my lap. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Hawaii Five-0 Season 10 Episode 5 Lou GroverHolidaysHalloweenIronic Quotes
...so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, wash up, fuck my wife, watch TV... anything you want. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Harold & Kumar Go to White CastleFreakshow
— I just want to know one thing. What kind of fucking drugs are you on? — What? — I want to know what kind of «fucking drugs» you were on to make you think you could bring fucking smack into my house! — That briefcase was locked, Case. — Yeah? Sue me! — That wasn't very trusting of you to go through my shit. — This ain't exactly me borrowing your trading cards here, Beave. You brought shit into my house! Into my home! Which I invited you into as my fucking guest! You know what they did in ancient Rome when a visitor violated somebody's hospitality? They cut off his dick and they nailed it to the fucking gate!Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 4 comments ThursdayCaseyNickAbuse
The best fish smell when they are three days old. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 4 comments English proverbs and sayingsFishMeaningful Quotes
— No one's met him. They say he's third cousin to the Kaiser and second cousin to the devil. — I'm afraid I haven't been a very good host. You see... I'm Gatsby. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The Great Gatsby (2013)Nick CarrawayJay GatsbyMasterIronic Quotes