Birthday Quotes

Why, God, why? We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me!

— So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
— What I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.
— Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?

— I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.
— It's your birthday?
— Yes.
— I knew that. Already?
— Yeah. Isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year.

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Iron Man

Tony Stark / Iron Man

Pepper Potts

Sarcastic Quotes

Happy birthday... and all the usual shit people say to each other.

One year closer to the sweet release of death.

Lois with a Chloe's cake

— When's your birthday?
— Twenty-second of February.
— What year?
— Every year.
— Get out!

— It's Jack's first birthday, I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids. And we need to figure out something great for the adults.
— How about a Russian Roulette booth? And here's the kicker. We put bullets in all the chambers. That way everybody wins!

— I don't see why you can't be there for the major events in Jack's life.
— I'd love to see him turn three.
— The major events, Paige: His graduation, his wedding, his divorce and his funeral. The big four.

If you give someone your name, they can take your soul. If you give them your birthday, they can control your life.

— While Ross is on the phone... everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
— Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... you know... from like 20?

— I'm thirty-five!
— Oh, shut the fuck up, I'm a hundred and forty.

— My birthday's coming up. What are you going to get me?
— A dictionary, so you can look up the definition of "selfish."

— Happy birthday, Nathan. You know, Langley has seven different birth dates for you?
— They're all wrong.
— Believe me, it wasn't easy. KGB, Mossad, also wrong. Fortunately, I was well-trained.

— I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence.
— You know Bilbo. He has the whole place in an uproar!
— That's a pleasant.
— Half the Shire has been invited.

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