— Take what you can! — Give nothing back! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 4 comments Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlJoshamee GibbsCaptain Jack Sparrow
Here's to the man that broke my heart, crushed my soul, destroyed my life and ruined any and all chances of happiness. about Damon Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 11 WitchMen
A toast. To the proud Lannister children. The dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 2 Tyrion LannisterSarcastic Quotes
Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 2 comments The Wedding DateNick MercerIronic Quotes
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 21 comments The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 18 Homer SimpsonAlcohol (drug)
To our deaths, may they be untimely and inconvenient for all our loved ones! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 Dr. Perry CoxDeathSarcastic Quotes
May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Peaky Blinders Season 1 Episode 4 Grace BurgessDeath
Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. <...> But we both said, "I do." And we haven't agreed on a single thing since. But I'm glad I married you, May, because it... could have been worse. And besides... I still love you. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment So I Married an Axe MurdererCommandeered DriverLoveMarriageWedding
... I always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Kanye WestPusha TRunaway
Ladies and gents, I drink to the demise of Fat Moe's speakeasy. Who the hell wants to drink here legally anyway? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Once Upon a Time in AmericaMaximilian «Max» BercoviczAlcohol (drug)Ironic Quotes
— To your health, my widow! — Don't drink so much. You lose your wits. — If you don't like it, go cry on my grave. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Fanfan la tulipe (1952)Tranche-MontagneMadame Tranche-MontagneAlcohol (drug)Ironic Quotes
Here's to the cubs winning the World series. And to big tits! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Taking Care of BusinessJimmy DworskiBoobs, Breasts, Tits