Home Alone

21 quotes
Home Alone
Year: 
1990
Tagline: 
«When Kevin's Family Left For Vacation, They Forgot One Minor Detail: Kevin. But Don't Worry... He Cooks. He Cleans. He Kicks Some Butt»

An eight-year-old troublemaker must protect his house from a pair of burglars when he is accidentally left home alone by his family during Christmas vacation.

Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Comedy, Family
Sequels and prequels: 
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

— I know you're not the real Santa Claus.
— Huh, what makes you say that? Just out of curiosity.
— I'm old enough to know how it works. But I also know you work for him. I'd like you to give him a message.
— Shoot.
— Kevin McCallister, 681 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number?
— No, that's all right.
— This is extremely important. Please tell him instead of presents, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?

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- I know you're not the real Santa Claus. - Huh, what makes you say that? Just out of curiosity. - I'm old enough to know how it works. But I also know you work for him. I'd like you to give him a message. - Shoot. - Kevin McCallister, 681 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number? - No, that's all right. - This is extremely important. Please tell him instead of presents, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
- I know you're not the real Santa Claus. - Huh, what makes you say that? Just out of curiosity. - I'm old enough to know how it works. But I also know you work for him. I'd like you to give him a message. - Shoot. - Kevin McCallister, 681 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number? - No, that's all right. - This is extremely important. Please tell him instead of presents, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
- I know you're not the real Santa Claus. - Huh, what makes you say that? Just out of curiosity. - I'm old enough to know how it works. But I also know you work for him. I'd like you to give him a message. - Shoot. - Kevin McCallister, 681 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number? - No, that's all right. - This is extremely important. Please tell him instead of presents, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
Santa (man in a Santa Claus suit)
Kevin McCallister
Presents
Desires
Santa Claus
Positive Quotes

— Who is it?
— It's me. Snakes. I got the stuff.
— Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.
— All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
— What money?
— A. C. Said you had some dough for me.
— Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?
— A. C. Said ten percent.
— Too bad A. C. Ain't in charge no more.
— What do you mean?
<...>
— I'll tell you what I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow no-good keister off my property, before I pump your gu
full of lead.
— All right, I'm sorry. I'm going.
— One, two... ten. Keep the change, you filthy animal.

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- Who is it? - It's me. Snakes. I got the stuff. - Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here. - All right, Johnny, but what about my money? - What money? - A.C. Said you had some dough for me. - Is that a fact? How much do I owe you? - A.C. Said ten percent. - Too bad A.C. Ain't in charge no more. - What do you mean? <...> - I'll tell you what I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow no-good keister off my property, before I pump your gu full of lead. - All right, I'm sorry. I'm going. - One, two... ten. Keep the change, you filthy animal.
- Who is it? - It's me. Snakes. I got the stuff. - Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here. - All right, Johnny, but what about my money? - What money? - A.C. Said you had some dough for me. - Is that a fact? How much do I owe you? - A.C. Said ten percent. - Too bad A.C. Ain't in charge no more. - What do you mean? <...> - I'll tell you what I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow no-good keister off my property, before I pump your gu full of lead. - All right, I'm sorry. I'm going. - One, two... ten. Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Johnny (Gangster)
Snakes
Negotiation